More than 40,000 jokes from 70 countries and two million critiques later, this is it:
"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The
other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take
it
easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"
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Best American Joke:
TEXAN: "Where are you from?"
HARVARD GRAD: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."
TEXAN: "OK -- where are you from, jackass?"
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Number One Joke - England
"Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult
the other one. He screams, 'I slept with your mother!'
"The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the
other weasel will do.
"The first again yells, 'I SLEPT
WITH YOUR MOTHER!'
"The other says: 'Go home dad, you're drunk.'"
